lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them