friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them